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Jan 22 2009

Pet Clothes - Why?

Published by bozoplay under StuffWeDontGet Edit This

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Oh but it’s so cute.

Just what did poor little “Binky” do to deserve this treatment? Deep down inside, you must really hate little “Binky”. No? Then why do you punish him like this? What did he do to deserve this treatment? Pets are smarter than you might give them credit for.

I consider myself pretty lucky with one thing in my personality. If I happen to be someplace where there are pets or small children, it’s like I have this magnet. They all come running up at me like I had my pockets full of some magical candy. Don’t get me wrong, I love it. I just don’t know how they sense that immediately. I pose no threat and I love their willingness to immediately accept you as a friend.

And I never talk down to them. No cutesy baby talk. I give them credit for how intelligent they already have become. Afterall, they have decided that I should be their friend. They read me like a book in about 3 milliseconds.

So I want you to put yourself in this position. Let’s put an elephantine hat on you, the size of a 4 x 8 sheet of plywood, and an over sized set of diapers and parade you down at the local shopping mall. How would that make you feel? If “Binky” could talk, he would tell you. He’s tried but you won’t listen. You keep putting that stupid hat back on despite all his efforts to tell you that he doesn’t like it.

Oh but it’s so cute.

Who really needs the obedience training in this scenario?

Show “Binky” how much you really care. The next time you are tempted to waste a whole bunch of money on that stupid hat, go on over to your local pet supply store and buy “Binky” the most expensive grooming brush you can find and don’t stop until you have reached at least a thousand.

Then maybe, you will have shown “Binky” how much you love him. One of the sad truths about owning a cherished pet is that they aren’t with us all that long. So show them that you care, otherwise we will have to report you to the SPCA.

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Jan 22 2009

Hammerfall - Hints 4

Druids, errrr!!! Sometimes things in this game will drive you crazy (right JB?), so this hint is not so subtle. The designers of games sometimes go to far in the name of making the game challenging, in my opinion. These were more frustrating than challenging. Keep a pen and paper handy and stock up on food and energy drinks. (check out the attached link if you thought, like me,  that Red Bull only had a few competitors.)

Druids are always stealing your Red Bull, so don’t use it up too quickly.
Druid 1 - twice in one direction, then the other, and then the other, and again the other, and the other 3 more times. (8 times? Is that really necessary. The designers have forgotten the concept of permutations. Even the hints were painful. That’s what worked for me. I hope it doesn’t change from player to player, otherwise I just frustrated you even more.)
Druid 2 - more than 10 worked for me and don’t waste your time unless you are at least 10fold strong. (Why does it have to be 15 Hammerfall? You just frustrate the player which is bad for business. Don’t make the game easy, but don’t make it tedious either.)

If you are having trouble fighting demons and monsters in this game, here is what I try to do to battle even the strongest ones. It worked for me.

  • Stock up on plenty of food and Red Bull drinks.
  • Make yourself look larger first to the stronger monsters.
  • Pay attention to your health and don’ let it fall too low or else you are forced to start all over in another place.
  • Use your strongest, most predictable method of offence. Don’t waste your time with high risk/high reward methods. Try not to waste your hard earned gold. It’s better used if you shop later for more toys.
  • If you have more energy use spells.
  • If you have more health then attack.
  • Be patient. They can’t fight forever. Then you can attack at will as long as you have the health and energy for it.
  • Heal yourself just before you finish off the monster.

It’s always a good idea (as I found out) to be patient and not sell off the drops you find. You never know where they might be needed somewhere else in the game.

Always pay special attention to your health and energy. There is nothing more useless then going into a “gunfight” armed with just a knife. More ammunition than necessary only means that you won’t have to stock up as much for the next fight. The monsters seem to have more friends, the more you play this game.

Overall, the game is very interesting to me. It is the best of them all, in my opinion. Games are supposed to be fun to play and designers need to remember that if they want us to continue. And that is true for all the games on Facebook, not just this one. It seems to me that some are forgetting this and are listening to their bean counters too much. Don’t let them have the ball. They will never give it back and they don’t know how to throw it properly. The bench is the best place for them if you want to win the game.

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Jan 22 2009

What Will Replace The Big Box Stores?

pack-horses.JPGThe more and more I talk to people today is I get a sense that they share a common feeling. They are all getting really tired of the experience they are having while visiting most of the Big Box Stores. Some examples are Walmart, Home Depot, Canadian Tire, Bulk Barn, Mark’s Work Warehouse, Best Buy, Future Shop. Not all of these stores are a bad experience. But they have a lot of things in common that will ultimately cause their downfall, in my opinion.

The first one is their buying power and how some of them use it on their suppliers to gain that better price that you see as a bargain. It’s all short term because that approach puts the suppliers out of business. One of the above stores opened in my town and couldn’t get the proper shelving locally because the original supplier was out of business. Guess what, the contract for the shelving goes to the lowest bidder which means the lowest bidder finds out they can’t produce it at that price and they go out of business. They had to have it brought in from a source thousands of miles away.

The formula said they must open on a particular day no matter the cost, including cracking the whip on the staff. They used to call us all into a store wide meeting to tell us it wasn’t going fast enough. And it’s going to be even slower now because you just wasted more production time by having this stupid meeting and you demoralized the hard workers. Breaks just got longer. Lunches were longer and the trips to the bathroom were more frequent. Head office people should just stay locked up behind their desks unless they are willing to get their hands dirty. I loved getting my hands dirty. Staff doesn’t ask why then. They just say what needs to get done.

So eventually, the number of suppliers dwindles to a point that the big stores start thinking about taking control of the supply source. That’s kind of like taking the vise-grips to your own lower body parts. So their short term price advantage has dried up. They hope their competition has dried up by now. But there are always entrepreneurs out there that live in the neighbourhood and decide that they could open up a store and do better than those big box things.

The second one is how employees are handled. Low wages. They would prefer pack mules but the mules won’t do their bidding. You might as well leave your brain at home because they aren’t interested in your ideas. They have a “tried-and-true” formula that some bean counter has developed and they are sticking to it because it worked somewhere. So the employees just avoid the customers because they get enough grief from their employer and the smart ones just leave. Enough is enough.

The entrepreneur recognizes that the job needs to get done but happy employees result in happy customers which is good for business. The entrepreneur recognizes he must be perceived as competitive and looks for alternate ways to make the in-store experience worthwhile. He also knows that he must provide price incentives to draw customers into the store.

In my town, there is a medium sized grocery store and two big box grocery stores. One of these big box stores is right next door to Garden Foods, the medium-sized family run grocery store. The store is always quite busy because they have fresh produce, helpful and friendly staff, reasonable prices, fresh baked goods, a huge deli and meat department, a hot food department.

The staff actually look like they enjoy working there and they say things like “excuse me and how are you and thank you”. It actually feels nice in the store. And customers can be found talking to each other all the time. You learn how to drive your shopping cart in this store. Everybody always says sorry when you do the “sneak-around” in the aisles. No one gets upset. Once in a while the owner says hello. He is busy but if you ask him to help, he will or at least direct you to someone nearby that he knows can help.

So why would I shop elsewhere? Sometimes I need white bread flour and the real dark demerara sugar but that isn’t too often. They don’t stock that stuff in the store.

The other way the big box store tries to keep it’s price down is by shopping off shore. Again, that is short term thinking. Freight isn’t getting any cheaper. If fewer and fewer local people are gainfully employed then fewer and fewer shop at their stores. The bean counters see that this particular store is under performing or, if it is a franchised store, revoke the franchise. In both cases the store closes. Bulk Barn was the first to go. The staff didn’t look too happy and the prices weren’t very good.

And they offer the equivalent of fast food up-sizing in their products. Do you really need 24 light bulbs or an extra jumbo jar of not-so-delicious jam?

Some of the big box stores will figure it out and adjust their strategy but start looking for a better choice because their days are numbered. I won’t miss them because they don’t really care about me and I don’t care about them.

Guess we’re even.

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Jan 22 2009

Il gioco - The Game

soccer-player.JPGWhile going on a long walk today, the thought came to mind of a friend I have made in Italy, PB and I thought about how he may have played as child. I try to understand his status updates in Facebook and use Google Translate to attempt to get a better understanding of PB’s comments. He is, of course, speaking to his friends in Italy in his native language although his English is very good.

His latest status actually was about playing 5 on 5 football (soccer in our country)  and the fact that he had scored 3 goals and something must be going right because he doesn’t normally do that.The translator came back with a reference to triplets and scoring so I thought it might have something to do with a visit to the local club last night (lol)

This new translator from Google is far from perfect but it amazes me that it can help someone like me get a better understanding of people in other parts of the world. So far, I have used it in Italian, German, Spanish and Slovak. I have limited knowledge of Italian and Polish and sometimes I wonder if my English is that good because I use so many metaphors.

I thought it would be an interesting experiment to take the feel of the pick up road hockey game and attempt to get the feel of what it might have been like to be a boy growing up in Italy and starting a pick up football game. So the following is alternating English and Italian. I made minor adjustments to the translator’s approach like Johnny became Giovanni. I have a few Italian friends here in Canada that call me that and hope they will read this and give me some feedback.

I think just the sound of people speaking Italian is very beautiful. If you want to try the Italian, just remember to say it twice as fast, with increased volume and use your hands a lot.

 The Game

 Il gioco

Johnny one grabs his running shoes on and grabs the old worn out soccer ball and goes to the centre of town.

Giovanni uno afferra la sua scarpe da ginnastica e prende il vecchio usurati pallone da calcio e va al centro della città.

Johnny one kicks the ball straight up in the air and bounces it off of his chest and then his shoe and again off his chest and then his head.

Giovanni uno butta la palla dritta in aria e rimbalza fuori del suo petto e le sue scarpe e poi di nuovo fuori il petto e poi la sua testa.

He repeats this again and again until Johnny 2 shows up.

Egli ripete ancora e ancora fino a due spettacoli di Giovanni.

What is you name?

Come ti chiami?

Do you want to play net or forward?

Vuoi giocare al netto o avanti?

And again when Johnny 3 arrives.

E ancora, quando Giovanni arriva tre.

What is you name?

Come ti chiami?

Do you want to play net or forward?

Vuoi giocare al netto o avanti?

And when Johnny four arrives, it is a whole new ball game. You have teams now.

E quando arriva Giovanni quattro, è un nuovo gioco di palla. Hai squadre ora.

Your teams are AC Milan and Juventus.

Il vostro team sono AC Milano e Juventus.

You play as Diego Maradona and Pele.

Si gioca, come Diego Maradona e Pele.

You could try this with a home made cricket bat (I joined into a pick up cricket game in the parking lot of my hotel in Barbados and I was instantly accepted by the rest of the players who were much younger than I was.)

I have to believe that children all over the world all play this way and it is always for the same reason—the love of the game.

If I started a  war between Canada and Italy, I sincerely apologize.
Ciao

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