Jan 11 2009
Do They All Have Arthritis?
Looking at the ads that scroll along the right hand side of every Facebook game, I asked myself this question. It’s in reference to most of the beautiful gals that represent dating services or those really-hard-to-believe-high-paying-part-time-jobs-probable-scam-things.
I only know of one way for pretty ladies to make that kind of money and most of them are too respectable to take those jobs.
Maybe modelling but most of them are too skinny for that. Show your kindness. Invite a model to your next Sunday dinner.
Back to the question.
Follow this exercise.
Place your elbows tight to your rib cage.
Now turn your hands inwards toward your body, about 6-8″ from your clothing.
Cup your hands like you were suffering from chronic arthritis.
You see what I mean?
And is it true, that the real ones float better than the store bought ones?
I knew a gal that went to Barbados with us, that could tread water in the pool without moving her arms or legs. She could have made donations to her female friends and not be left short. Slow dancing with her was different. Kind of a long distance relationship.
Now how would you google the flotation test?
Funny when I went back to “borrow” the pictures from the ads they all went into hiding. Like they I knew I was coming after them. All except for the one in the middle. She showed up a lot.
I think she’s easy.
Try writing.
You might surprise yourself.
Surprised the hell out of me!
You know the best reward in writing is you get to laugh and cry a lot. Reminds you that you’re still alive and well. We’re all gonna’ be dead a really long time.
Have a nice day. Don’t forget to invite the model for Sunday. Crown pork roast would be good. I’m not doin’ anything.
